Friday, October 21, 2011

Thoughts on The Hermanator

As a member in good standing of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, I got a chance to see Herman Cain a few weeks ago speak to a large-ish audience here in the Big Apple. He was great - alot more fluid and smooth than he is on TV - and never missed a beat. When he is rolling, Herman has a hard time softening the edges of that hard core black Georgia accent. I'm not saying he ought to soften it, he shouldn't - it's great, it's authentic - but he clearly attempts to do that on TV, so you don't get the full exposure. I came away with the impression that if the Hermantor gets on the Republican ticket (either as the POTUS candidate or the VPOTUS candidate), he's gonna steal a meaningful chunk of the black vote from the Lightworker. Certainly in the south, blacks are gonna see and hear Herman and conclude, 'this guy is like me - he talks like me, he says things that I hear all the time'. Barack Obama can't drop enough "g"s in ten lifetimes to come even close to affecting the authentic southern black Preacherman loquaciousness that Cain has by virtue of who he is. In 2008, all Lightworker had to do to was be more black than John McCain. This time around, if the psychology of the black vote comes down to "blackness" (which it shouldn't but often does simply because of human nature) and he has to be more black than the Hermanator, he's gonna lose that battle. Dear Leader will need to garner black support by virtue of his policies and Democratic Party loyalty.

Those were my impressions weeks ago. This week, I revisited those impressions talking to someone who I consider the archetypical smug New York City liberal sophisticate. Said person told me that they saw a clip of Cain speaking to a largely white audience in the south (in the "backwoods" was the verbatim reference, although it was very likely a small city) and that he had them quite fired up. Our NYC sophisticate concluded that if the Hermanator could appeal to "those type of people" he could be formidable. The statement was obviously suffused with the NYC bias that all the rubes in the hinterlands are so irredeemably racist that they shouldn't, if playing to type, respond so enthusiastically to Cain. There must be something to that Cain fellow, hypothesized our interlocutor, if he can appeal to such an audience - he might actually make inroads with white voters. (Shocker!) Not once though, did this person suggest that Cain might make inroads with black voters, because here on the insular island of Manhattan, blacks are presumed (taken for granted?) to vote for a Democrat, always and everywhere.

Of course such thoughts are unspeakable. As a whitey in a society where racial identity is all some people have and thus is fiercely protected, I dare not attempt suppose what a black person might think. So today, I am at least somewhat heartened to find my impressions confirmed almost exactly by the great, and black, Thomas Sowell. Unspeakable though it is in the public square, it happens to be true, and the Hermanator, if he finds his way onto the Republican ticket, may well pick off enough votes to send Obama to defeat - not because he is some sort of fig leaf for whites but because he is someone who blacks can viscerally, not superficially, identify with.

Monday, October 17, 2011

Big Blue's Bradshaw Burns Bills

Great win for the G-Men going into the bye week. I was tempted to do a non-obvious choice for the Gameball in an attempt to try and get some unrecognized players next to the Hermanator - like Corey Webster for his two picks, the second of which was all-but-game-winning. But the post-game interviews sealed up the honor for the obvious choice - how can you not give to the man who "runs with anger" to three TDs...? Ahmad B., meet the Hermanator!

Sunday, October 02, 2011

Nice Big Blue Win in the Desert (Reminiscent of the Greatest SB Win Ever)

Big Giant win.

I have no idea who will join the Hermanator this week. It's a tough, tough call. This was an odd win, so I'm gonna have to sleep on it.

BTW, the Hermanator will be in the Big Apple this week and I will do some first-hand investigative reporting. Stay tuned.

Sadly, no poor Nicaraguan kids got t-shirts out of this one...

Also, this is delicious. I'm on Vick's side...how dumb/infuriating is the media? I think he handled it with as much aplomb as one should given the proper reaction would have been throw a projectile at the reporter's forehead...this kid has matured. Good for him.

Monday, October 31, 2011

It Was That Kinda Game: Gameball to the Punter

Who gets to live out the week next to the Hermanator? Hard to say, there were no true standout performances, everyone did just enough of what they had to do (and some not even that...yes, I'm talking about you Brandon Jacobs). So in times like this we like to go off the reservation a bit and give the gameball to someone a little unexpected. I guess we could give it to Eli for yet another winning Q4 drive or Victor Cruz for more big play heroics, but hey, why not a punter? When will we get a chance to do that again? Steve Weatherford meet the Hermanator.


Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Better Late - Gameball to Manning & Nicks

I regret being late with this, but, as I mentioned, it was a tough call. So tough that I've decided to split the difference and have co-game ball recipients. The decision to join the Hermanator reflects, not both sides of the ball, but the combo that did the dirty work and sealed the V in racking up 31 points - Eli to Hakeem. Gents, enjoy your spot next to the Hermanator!


Monday, September 26, 2011

Giants Cruz Over Beagles!

It has been my custom to award game balls to a worthy member of Big Blue for every Giant victory by placing a picture of the honored recipient next to a talismanic politician or official making news or affecting the public debate in a positive light. Past talismans have been Sen. Tom Coburn, CBO Chairman Doug Ellmendorf, and Governor Chris Christie. I had a hard time deciding who would carry the mantle of being the game ball trophy this year, so much so that I failed to award the game ball last week for the win against the St. Louis Lambs, also partly because there was very little honor in that victory. Yesterday was a different story, as there was much honor in the win against the hated Beagles of Philadelphia. Perry Fewell's Big Blue Defense resumed its habit of debilitating opposing quarterbacks and the offense obliged by putting sufficient points on the board - half those points the sole responsibility of unknown fill-in receiver Victor Cruz, whose two amazing TD plays defied any and all conventional wisdom and expectations. Furthermore a suitable talisman has conveniently emerged as if on cue. So congratulations #80, take your spot next to The Hermanator!