Twilight Zone...

This could actually be today's headline:

"Global Markets Rally Adds Billions, As World Relieved that 39-Year Old Who Married His High School Teacher Will Lead France."

Against All Odds...? Not Really

I would expect nothing less since the government is their silent partner...

"Against All Odds, the U.S. Tobacco Industry Is Rolling in Money"

Whoops. World Leaders Shrug At Trump Global Warming Moves

"World Leaders Watch in Silence as Trump Imperils Climate Efforts"

That's because they are relieved.  They don't want to spend the money, hobble their economies, and be shaken down by poor countries for climate bribes.  They can dispense with the virtue signaling, and they have Trump to thank.

Full article here.