The Sexual Misconduct Cheka Has Gone Off the Deep End

Seriously people, these sexual misconduct charges are getting ridiculous...Alan Dershowitz?  Really? 

First you expected us to believe the three hour brutal gang rape while rolling around on broken glass, only to have the victim dust herself off, sneak out the side door unnoticed, and take a pass on a hospital visit.  Now you expect us to believe that Alan Dershowitz was part of an elite clientele partaking of a half-assed pimping operation?  C'mon.  Bill Clinton, sure.  JFK, definitely.  But Alan Dershowitz?