Lettermanesque Top 10 Reasons Eric Holder Didn't Make the Rally...
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10. "I got lost…everything is in a foreign language, you know."
9. Croissants!
8. The French are a nation of cowards.
7. Who gives a fuck, no blacks got killed.
6. I'm actually cool with jihadism.
5. Joe Biden was driving.
4. The French don't like me because a black man is in the White House.
3. Do know how hard it is to a Diet Coke on ice in Paris?
2. Republican obstructionism.
And the number #1 reason Eric Holder didn't make it to rally…
1. Fuck work, this is my one last vacation at taxpayers' expense.
10. "I got lost…everything is in a foreign language, you know."
9. Croissants!
8. The French are a nation of cowards.
7. Who gives a fuck, no blacks got killed.
6. I'm actually cool with jihadism.
5. Joe Biden was driving.
4. The French don't like me because a black man is in the White House.
3. Do know how hard it is to a Diet Coke on ice in Paris?
2. Republican obstructionism.
And the number #1 reason Eric Holder didn't make it to rally…
1. Fuck work, this is my one last vacation at taxpayers' expense.
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