Vessel of Evil White Oppression Found...Literally

So, they think they've found the wreck of Columbus's Santa Maria off the coast of Haiti, huh?  

Well, given that Columbus is inarguably evil for bringing down nothing but pestilence, poverty and oppression upon brown people, shouldn't the Haitians of all people demand that we leave this artifact at the bottom of the ocean rather than surface it and lionize the catastrophe of hegemonic white privilege?

Nah...take the money...

“Ideally, if excavations go well and depending on the state of preservation of any buried timber, it may ultimately be possible to lift any surviving remains of the vessel, fully conserve them and then put them on permanent public exhibition in a museum in Haiti.