I Don't Suck and Am Not Sorry

I don't know what to make of this.  I hope it is parody, but it probably isn't, in which case I weep for these doofuses...

...but also, rather than weep it is incumbent on the rest of us not to let this gibberish go unopposed.

Speaking for myself...I can declare confidently that I don't suck, and therefore am not sorry.

So there.