Expectant Dads: Hole Up at the Saloon, Wait for the Call Because...Feminism

Ladies, we (happily, I might add) came in from the nearby saloon to be there during child birth.  If you want us back at the watering hole, having a few beers, awaiting the phone call...we'll go back.  It'll be a loss for all involved, I imagine, but hey...feminism.