I Blame Martha Stewart

The cult of Home Decor has reached its horrific pinnacle.

Understandably, something has to give and unfortunately, in this case, it's our mutual dream of having another child.

How awful.  How materialistic and shallow.  Trust me honey, that Wolf range and all those high-end amenities won't give you one-millionth of the joy that a third child would have.  All parents of 3 know this truth: knowing what we know now, we'd live in a hovel forever and a day rather than have missed out on life without #3.

I blame Martha Stewart.