Man Cannot Live On Bread Alone...Nor Woman

In ten years she'll be bitching that 'all the good ones are taken.'  Or she'll have a crappy marriage.  Or both.

Sadly, she's too young and stupid to realize she won't remember a single detail of any of these five star meals.  But have so much as a Pop Tart with someone who bestills your beating heart, and you remember every last crumb...