THE Great Moral Imperative of Our Time

I think this ranks right up there with the moral imperatives of our time, at least as important as horny law students' birth control.

“We all know that the medical community has recognized the benefits of red wine for the human heart. Resveratrol is found in the tannins apparently. Heart disease is the leading cause of death in the United States. Therefore I think it is high time that insurance policies cover red wine. Does the Obama administration have any idea what a good bottle of cabernet sauvignon costs? I spend at least $3000 a year on red wine and it’s breaking the bank. So please Kathleen Sebelius, include free red wine in the HHS mandate. Let’s eradicate heart disease once and for all!”

Us middle-aged carnivorous men who are staring down the barrel of potential heart disease are going bankrupt - Cabs, Brunellos, and Barolos aren't getting any cheaper!