Thursday, October 13, 2011

DB Says: "Live Free or Die...and RELAX about Romney"

Let me establish some bona fides: 1) I love the PJ Tatler blog and Bryan is one of the their best IMHO, 2) I think Rick Perry is fab and I'll happily pull the lever for him in Nov. 2012. 3) I probably own more "Live Free or Die" paraphernalia than anybody at Pajamas.

But this...? This is whining of the pansy, liberal variety and it's unbecoming. Man up and quit yur whynin'. What's more...relaaaaaaaaaxxxx.

Couple things. 1) Romney has been running for President since 2007, he's got a head start. It is no surprise he's doing well and hauling in cash (see my prediction of how Romney's fundraising would work here). 2) I think you'll find in time that a good chunk of the "East Coast Establishment" will be Cainiacs, so "the fix" is hardly in. 3) Relax. Romney is OK. Yeah yeah RomneyCare and shit like this...I get it, but we gotta re-laaaaaaxxxxx. It's OK. The Big Prize for us rabid terrible awful racist destructive Tea Partiers is the Congress. The White House is only of marginal importance to us - most of its value rests in who does not occupy it, namely Barack Lightworker Obama. The difference between a President Romney and a President Perry is from here to the corner, the difference between a President Romney and President Obama is to Mars and back.

So listen to me fellow ConservoLibertarTeaPartySmallGovAnti-EuroWeenieSocialDemocracy types, and listen good. The Congress is where the action is act - we must tame that Beast. But whoever occupies the White House after 2012 is OK as long as it is not Barack Obama. Got that? Whoever. Romney included. So fight for your guy (or gal), but come time, put away that RomneyCare/East Coast Establishment angst and drag your butt to the polls and GIT UR DONE! Capeesh?

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