Thursday, July 15, 2010

SaveOurAssPAC Rakes It In

A boatload of money and this message: "We Need A President that Knows What the F**k He Is Doing". Looks like a winner to me.

Here is what I imagine a Romney fundraising pitch goes like...

Phone rings at big-time CEO's office: "Mr. Farr's office."

Romney: "Is Dave in? It's Mitt Romney."

AA: "Hold please."

Big Time CEO: "Mitt. Dude."

Romney: "Dude."

Big Time CEO: "You Assembling the Cavalry?"

Romney: "Dude. Fuck yeah."

Big Time CEO: "What? Hundo? Two-fitty? What'd Owens Give?"

Romney: "Dude. Five Hundo and get me five more from folks you know...and Seidenberg doesn't count, I called him already."

Big Time CEO: "OK. SaveOurAssPAC, right?"

Romney: "Funny. We can't cash that one, try just RomneyPAC."

Big Time CEO: "Done. Later."

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