Friday, October 07, 2011

The Upside of the Tattoo Juggernaut

Tattoos are making it much easier for cops to hunt down criminals. Below is a description of some "youths" that the NYC cops would like to find. What were the chances of finding "Hispanic male, 17-20, 5-10 to 6-feet with braided hair"? Now, what are the chances of finding "Hispanic male, 17-20, 5-10 to 6-feet with braided hair. He has an Eye of Horus tattoo on his neck and spider web tattoo on his left arm." His tat has increased his chances of apprehension by at least a factor of 10, no?

Complete descriptions of the suspects as provided by the police are as follows:

  1. Black male 17-20, 5-7 to 5-10, 190 pounds, tattoo on right arm.
  2. Black male, 17-20, 5-9, 180 pounds, earrings in both ears
  3. Hispanic male, 17-20, 5-10 to 6-feet with braided hair. He has an Eye of Horus tattoo on his neck and spider web tattoo on his left arm.
  4. Black female, 18-20 years old, 5-4, 120 pounds. She has the word “Hated” with a picture of a rose and the word “Loved” tattooed on her arm.
  5. Hispanic male, 17-20, 55-10 to 6-1, 190 pounds, with a piercing in his right eyebrow

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