Is Dan Savage the Perfect Liberal??

I don't know who Dan Savage is but from what little I've picked up by pure happenstance this weekend trolling, he appears to be. Let's review:

1) Illiberal - in his case it's misogyny, fairly common. Might not be all, but that's what we have on the table.

2) Hate-filled - a requirement.

3) Activist - aren't they all?

4) Can't Hold his Booze - One drink? Really, Dan? Pussy.

(Number four obviously is crucial.) Four bullets isn't enough, but I'm sure he idolizes Mao or Lenin or some such utopian butcher and failed economics in college. Anyway, we'll wait for more evidence and crown him "perfect" in the event.