Venezuela Enters Crisis Mode...the $700 Pack of Condoms

Socialism leads to shortages - among other things, like mass death - and Venezuela has provided us with a recent reminder with all its stories of shortages for basic items like bread, milk, eggs and toilet paper.  Now, we are headed into crisis mode...

Of course, smart socialist regimes keep the people anesthetized with sex and booze/drugs (note this article about Putin's Russia ramping up subsidies for vodka).  Alas, Chavismo is too broke to even do that.