Yeah Baby...The U Word Is Back!

Oh how I've missed this.  But never fear, "unexpectedly" is back.

"Retail Sales in U.S. Unexpectedly Fell 0.4% in January"

This could be the one word to describe the Obama presidency for the history books - we elected a radical, America-hating socialist who's never had a real job, who nobody has ever heard of, and who rose from the precincts of the deeply corrupt Chicago political machine...and all this bad shit befell the nation...totally unexpectedly.