Attention Women: Self-Edification is Not Allowed

Attention all women (or womyn...?):  Here Ye, Here Ye.  Self-Edification and Betterment is not in concert with Feminist Ideals.  Do NOT, repeat, do NOT pursue an elite advanced degree if you choose to do something as prosaic and anti-feminist as stay at home and raise children, because we wouldn't want smart, educated people raising children, that is for society to do.

Thank you for your compliance in this matter.

Directorate of Feminist Doctrine and Policy Committee for Roles of Women in an Enlightened Society