Let's Face It, Who Is More Evil Than the Norwegians?

Those notorious Gaia-hating, environment despoiling Norwegians! They're fast-tracking significant oil development projects!! Not only do they want to boil the planet, they want to do it quickly!! Oh the HUMANITY! How can these blond, fish-eating monsters be stopped?!?! They'll kill us all if left to persist.

The Ministry of Petroleum and Energy Friday gave the green light to the plan for development and operation (PDO) of Skuld, a fast-track development tied in to the Norne field in the Norwegian Sea.

Skuld is Statoil's fifth approved fast-track PDO, and the largest fast-track development so far. All of these fields are scheduled to come on stream by year-end 2012/early 2013.

War criminals, I say! Trials! We need trials for these war criminals!