The Aussies Are Bloody Geniuses

Got a crappy Prime Minister? Just get him to fold up shop, step down, bow out. Easy peasy Japanesey. Yeah, seriously, no kidding - just get rid of him. How awesome is that?!?!?! If only we could do that with you know who. No, we have to have these pesky E-L-E-C-T-I-O-N-S.....shit, am I starting to sound like Tom Friedman...sorry. Anyway, if I had known anything about the Aussie system and how easy it was to rid the nation of the big bozo, I would have bought me some mining stocks.

Those Aussies, I knew I liked those people. Honestly, when you found a nation with a bunch of Irish convicts the results were bound to be good.