Note to Brilliant Politician, Pirates Don't Have Checking Accounts

If you'd asked me in the last few months or so to imagine what scenario might produce the most laughably asinine policy reaction, it would have been either "Barney Frank seeks to fix the banks once and for all" or "Hillary Clinton Tackles Scourage of Piracy." Well, obviously we have our winner. Instilling fear of visiting Davy Jones's Locker this is not.