Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Why Wait Until It's Law: First of Obama's Patriot Corporations Revealed!

Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to unvail to you the first US corporation to earn Barack Obama's coveted "Patriot Corporation" designation. They pay decent wages (even if you don't work at all!), play by the rules (making cars that nobody wants but that Congress says they have to make), and have excellent health and pension benefits. So, give a rousing round of applause to a great bunch of Patriots!

2 Comments:

Blogger Tax Shelter said...

Let's face it, Obama could win in Nov. Given that it is a real possibility, what should one do if Obama wins? Buy gold?!

7:52 PM  
Blogger Donny Baseball said...

1460 cans of franks and beans, guns and ammo, batteries...only half kidding there. Go 50% into cash, wait to see if he can anything passed.

11:21 AM  

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