File Under: "You Can't Make This Stuff Up!"

Sometimes the world operates in such deliciously inexplicable ways. Like when fire melts steel in a part of the country that most likely is the heartland of the silly notion that fire doesn't melt steel.

This is almost as delicious as Snoop Dog chiding Imus yet explaining his own blamelessness " 'cause I am taking about real ho's, 'ya know, bitches."