John Roberts Survives "Shock and Awe" Phase

Just as we sought to concuss the Saddam regime with an overwhelming bombing campaign in the first stages of the war, looking to destroy their will to fight even before our boots hit the battlefield, the government employed a "shock and awe" strategy against John Roberts, forcing him to sit through the lengthy opening statements of 18 Six-Year Term Sausage Factory Workers .

I didn't see Roberts's performance but clearly exposure to such a massive assault would drive any mortal to flee to the confines of a rat hole to drool, contract lice and mutter incessantly, "the Constitution explicitly guarantees the right to government-paid, on demand abortions for 12 year olds."