W&M Alum On the Football Announcer Crisis: "Not Our Fault"

Wow, the College of Knowledge can't catch a break.  We were way ahead of our time in taking a zero-tolerance policy towards vile, hateful, racist, bigoted, nasty, yucky things and people.

First, we banned Lou Holtz for saying that our football team had too many Marys and not enough Williams.  "Sexist pig!  Go coach at some inferior school in some rinky-dink town in the midwest," we said.

Then we abolished this pernicious, vile, execrable symbol of hate from our official school imagery.

But now, ESPN goes and schedules a guy named ROBERT LEE to broadcast our football game against some school somewhere west of us on I-64...

OH, THE HUMANITY  !!!!   HAVE THEY NO DECENCY  !!! 

ROBE...I CAN'T EVEN BRING MYSELF TO SAY THE WORDS...

Ah wait...Whew...Crisis Averted.  Life can resume.  Deep Breath.