Sunday, December 01, 2013

Will Lefties Ever Free Me from Buycotts?

Jeez, these lefty jerks are making it hard for me to keep track of where to spend my dollars.  I'm fresh off spending a gratuitous $100 at Hobby Lobby, now it looks like I'll be having lunch at Wendy's on Thursday.

I might as well just roll it all up into one big Annoy a Lefty Day and eat at Chik-fil-A for all three meals, drop $$ Wal-Mart, Hobby Lobby and Whole Foods, buy a gun and do it all traveling around in my gas-guzzling SUV with my three kids (OMG Breeders!).

Come to think of it, that sounds like a pretty awesome day!


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