Will Lefties Ever Free Me from Buycotts?

Jeez, these lefty jerks are making it hard for me to keep track of where to spend my dollars.  I'm fresh off spending a gratuitous $100 at Hobby Lobby, now it looks like I'll be having lunch at Wendy's on Thursday.

I might as well just roll it all up into one big Annoy a Lefty Day and eat at Chik-fil-A for all three meals, drop $$ Wal-Mart, Hobby Lobby and Whole Foods, buy a gun and do it all traveling around in my gas-guzzling SUV with my three kids (OMG Breeders!).

Come to think of it, that sounds like a pretty awesome day!