I'll Never Understand the Lefty Mind

Wait, "binders full of women" was egregious, but...

 White vaginas banned for Ivy League production of Vagina Monologues

At this year’s edition of “The Vagina Monologues” jointly staged by Columbia University and Barnard College, the producers have outlawed the vaginas of white students.

The producers unanimously chose to ban white people and their vaginas from participating in the episodic play because they believe white women have been over-represented in past performances, reports The College Fix. They say white women are over-represented in mainstream feminist discourse as well.

Auditions are Wednesday, Oct. 9th for the segregated, separate-but-equal production of “The Vagina Monologues” to be staged by the two prestigious Manhattan schools.

If this is the kind of crap that preoccupies the minds of the country's best and brightest, no wonder we're in deep yogurt.