Obama, the Markets and Billy Ray

As Obama attempts to scare the bejeezus out of the markets, a quick lesson in market psychology from Mortimer, Randall, and, of course, "William".

...cause they thinkin', "hey we losin' all our damn money, and Christmas is around the corner, and I ain't gonna have no money to buy my son the GI Joe with the Kung Fu Grip...OK?..and my wife ain't gonna wanna f...my wife ain't gonna make love to me 'cause I ain't got no money, right?  So they sittin' there and they panickin', they screamin' "SELL, SELL," 'cause they don't wanna lose all they money, right?

Bonus TP quote: Note to Obama, "It ain't cool being no jive turkey, so close to Thanksgiving."