In Praise of Boring White Guys

My first choice response would have been:

"And what the f**k is so wrong with boring white guys?  Ya' know, some boring white guys have done pretty darn right by this country over its history.  We could've done alot worse over our 200+ years than some of the boring white guys who've led us in many aspects of our national life.  Why is it so bloody necessary to talk disparagingly about boring white guys?"

...which is why, I guess, I'll never be President.  But my second choice would have been this.  Well played Guv'ner.