Fight the Power...Hit Burger King

David Harsanyi and I are peas in a pod. Child obesity rhetoric spurs him to make a BK run. When I hear Wal-Mart bashing, I hit my friendly neighborhood WallyWorld for some suh-wheeeett bargains, and when someone like Stephen Chu advances some green totalitarian scheme, I pile in my SUV and drive around the block...eating tangerines.