Getting Boring...Another Shitload of Oil Found

Shell finds a shitload of oil right here at home. No bbls reported yet but 530 and 380 feet of "pay" is huge. Which of my many, now annoying, catch-phrases should I include here:
a) Nothing to see here, move along
b) There is NO MORE OIL LEFT TO FIND
c) We can't drill our way out of our energy problem

All I can say is I am thankful that the Era of Obama has given us the Year(s) of the Hydrocarbon and DrillDrillDrill!