Let's Do the Time Warp Again

Let's see. New York City's unemployment rate is zooming through double digits. The state is bankrupt. We have a wimpy, neo-phyte, economic illiterate President struggling to deal with growling Russians, dangerous Iranians, and a faltering economy. An entertainer referred to with the moniker "the king" has just died, and the Yanks are chasing another World Series title after a long drought (and could meet the Dodgers!). Hmmm. On the plus side though, blessedly, no serial killers running loose.