A Move Worthy of Slick Willie

Having pissed off seniors to a fare-thee-well with massive Medicare cuts and "Quality Adjusted Remaining Life Years" (the Orwellian mechanism which liberals will use to deny granny care [we know because they've said it] and get very defensive about when normal citizens call them what they are) Obama attempts a cynical bribe, and, frankly, not a very good one. Give $12 billion with one hand while taking $300 billion with another. Smooth.

UPDATE: Gigot & Co. nail it (bonus: hilarious title).