But How's the Food?

This is how you kill a new restaurant's prospects in NYC:

"It looks more like the inside of a first-tier Kansas City airport hotel."

...and reinforce the belief that east coast media liberals are elitist jerkoffs.

or this..."I didn’t like the pork panini, which was stick-dry, or the strange, unwieldy gnocchi, which were sliced in discs, like sausages from North Carolina"