Awaiting the Greenspan-English Dictionary

This article tries to tickle our interest in the eventual memoir of Alan Greenspan. CNN seems to think that his political predictions will whet people's appetite. CCCCC'monnnnnnn. Here's the real goodies: "[a]nd he promised the newspaper he also will describe his 'encounters with, and impressions of 'numerous politicians, cabinet members, presidents and world leaders."

I for one can't wait to see how the english words "asshole" and "doofus" are translated into Greenspanese.