Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Who Says Corporations Are Humorless?

This is a real press release.

ATLANTA, Dec. 14 /PRNewswire/ -- Bike Athletic announces the production of its 350 millionth jock strap. The jock strap was taken off the assembly line November 28 and framed and flown by DHL to Bike's headquarters in Atlanta, November 30.

"There was no doubt in my mind that DHL would take care of our package the way we have taken care of so many packages for the past 130 years," said Jenny Shulman, Bike Athletic brand manager and expert on jock straps.


Also happens to be a fine example of doing well by doing good, ain't it fellas?

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