Urgent Alert from MSM Central Directorate: More Cowbell

Attention ALL Journolist Authoritative, Non-Biased Professional Journalists at America's Highly-Respected News Organizations:

We need more "rape-culture", "patriarchal oppression", "because vagina" memes STAT.  See here.

Note:  Probably illegitimate due to source (clearly bias, unprofessional, tool of moneyed interests) but NEVER hurts to take precautions.

Over.