Friday, May 30, 2014

Jen Psaki Strikes Again

D teamer Jen Psaki (Tommy Veitor's female doppleganger?) continues to provide the hilarity that keeps America from crying.  I can't do any better than Bryan Preston's minimalist take on actual events...
Q: I mean — I mean — I’m talking, what specifically are you talking he doesn’t get enough credit for — (inaudible)?
PSAKI: For engagement initiatives like Iran, what we’ve done on Ukraine, efforts to dive in and engage around the world.
(Cross talk.)
Q: I mean, Russia has still annexed Crimea. I mean, Iran — there’s ongoing negotiations, but is that the success here that you’re talking?
PSAKI: We’re talking about engagement in the world and taking on tough issues that present themselves. And the United States continues to play a prominent role doing that.
Get that? Results don’t matter, just playing the game matters. Give yourself a big ol’ pat on the back just for showing up.
The “everyone gets a trophy” crowd is now running American foreign policy.

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