US Military Just Muscle for Hire?

I didn't think the Syria clusterfark could get any more embarrassing and awful than it was after Obama's 'I didn't build that' red line denial (from Sweden!).

But, alas, I was wrong...

Apparently, we are just a mafioso-style hitman for certain Middle East regimes.  Yup.  Just go whack Assad and get a bag of money.  Nothing personal, just business.  Yo' Johnnie, Cuckie...let's do dis ting, capeesh.

Aside:  Fun game...mafia names for cabinet members!  French Johnny?  Chuckie Pink?