I'm Crushed

Unbelievable.  Xena, the Warrior Princess is a green twit.

Actress Lucy Lawless has been fined in New Zealand for boarding a drillship in an environmental protest.

Lucy Lawless: lawless

The former Xena: Warrior Princess star will have to pay a mere NZD 650 ($545) after the incident on the 13,500–gt Noble Discoverer (built 1966) last year in Taranaki.

Lesson:  It pays not to have heroes.