Media Fail: Chris Christie As Big Heartless Jersey Meanie

This picture of Chris Christie is classic MSM framing. He looks pretty damn mean, as he no doubt must be to appeal to those awful conservatives and alienate those civic-minded, altruistic unions. If you've actually seen Christie in person, the best that can be said about him is that he is about as mean looking as a frayed and damaged teddy bear. Frankly, I think he is downright goofy with his lisp and ill-fitting suits (no tailor, no matter how skilled, can make a man of Christie's girth look distinguished without resorting to tricks - why do you think that fat mafia dons festoon themselves with large cuff-links, loud dress shirts, pocket squares, etc? Answer: to draw attention away from the fit of the suit.) Anyway, let not the appearance of the messenger take away from the message - it's a powerful one and if it is ever taken up by an attractive personality then watch out progressivism! Oh wait....

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