Speedreading Nita Lowey Loves Her Some PelosiCare

Attention residents of New York's 18th congressional district, which includes almost all of Westchester County: Your Congresswoman, Nita Lowey, is a superhuman over-achiever par excellence! She's read all 2000+ plus pages of Nancy Pelosi's healthcare bill. It was released only last week on October 29th and by this Saturday, but her office confirmed to me that she will have read the whole thing!!! That's 220+ pages of dense legalistic language she will have read, absorbed, and contemplated per day!!! Seriously, she's that good. Call her office, ask them for yourselves, it's true! (NY office: 914-428-1707; DC office: 202-225-6506) And they're still writing parts of it and adding to it as I write this, so Nita is still having pages piled in front of her. How can one person do it? Amazing!

Actually, I'm understating her awesomeness. Get this. She has still got a few more days to go and she's already decided she's gonna vote in favor of PelosiCare. That means she's already done reading it!!! She's unreal!!! WOW!!

Enough about Nita's superhuman powers of cognition. Get ready for even higher taxes my fellow Westchesterites. We pay the highest property taxes in the country, NY state has the seventh highest income tax rate in the country (and we're still bankrupt), we have that beloved mansion tax on real estate that hits 30% of Westchester homeowners, but Nitro Nita thinks we ought to pay more taxes for an awesome new government healthcare bureaucracy. Bring it on, Nita! What's another few thousand bucks to rich folks like us between good friends?!?!

Make your neighbors proud - forward this link to all of your neighbors so we can all be rightly proud that SuperNita is helping bring higher taxes, more government intrusion into our lives and unconstitutional usurpation of personal liberty!!