Dennis Kucinich Is An Idiot
“If Sudan had oil, we’d be occupying it right now.” - Dennis Kucinich at last night's debate
Ah, ahem, Sudan does have oil. Lots of it in fact. That is why the Chinese have basically occupied it.
And besides, if it was oil we were after, we'd have invaded Canada. It's close, there are only 30 or so million of them. They don't really have a military. There's no language barrier. They don't have a strong national identity. We could round them all up with free hockey tickets and free beer. Intelligence gathering would be easy. We could infiltrate insurgent cells by talking about the weather, saying "sorry" (so-ree) and "eh" alot.
Ah, ahem, Sudan does have oil. Lots of it in fact. That is why the Chinese have basically occupied it.
And besides, if it was oil we were after, we'd have invaded Canada. It's close, there are only 30 or so million of them. They don't really have a military. There's no language barrier. They don't have a strong national identity. We could round them all up with free hockey tickets and free beer. Intelligence gathering would be easy. We could infiltrate insurgent cells by talking about the weather, saying "sorry" (so-ree) and "eh" alot.
posted by Donny Baseball at 11:36 AM
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Doesn't the US have oil too? Oh, I forgot Congress occupies the US.
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