Romney to Run for Chief Diabolic Sulfur Emanator

OK. Mostly fluff, hits some harmonious notes as well as one or two flat ones. But this is interesting:

"We must campaign for freedom and democracy in our own hemisphere, now threatened by a second aspiring strongman."

I guess ole' Mitt didn't read his Chomsky. This is smart. It forces the Democrat candidates into either renouncing Joe Kennedy and his ilk that are going around peddling heating oil from "our friends in Venezuela" or stand in solidarity with the next Fidel. A pro-Chavez stance will be death in the general election. Good opening move.