Good News from Rome!

Good news, the Pope has granted yours truly a dispensation on my lenten sacrifice to abstain from imbibing alcohol so that I shan't look like a total fool drinking Diet Cokes or cranberry juice at Clarke's Pub on McLean Ave on Saturday while watching the Big Game. The Holy Father has limited me to four of these, six if the Boys in Green beat those Poms. Oh, and here's a little cherry on top of the natural passionate excitement and frisson of tension that this match would normally generate.