RHC Peppers Ain't Torture, Jefferson Airplane Maybe

I have long suspected it to be the case, but if this is true, it turns out the the interrogation techniques used on captured terrorists that the media and the assorted other weenies have been moaning about are essentially identical to your typical college fraternity initiation ritual (or at least one fraternity initiation ritual with which I am familiar). No reports on whether Abu Zubaydah was forced to wear a maxipad on his head too.